 second spamName:
avuncular@chat.ru Subject: RE: Your previous inquiry (In
order for me to get an email with a reply "Re: Your previous
inquiry I would have to have originally sent the email to
them with subject "Your previous Inquiry" So anyone with half
a brain has already determined it's complete bullshit - unfortunately
that leaves 90 percent of Americans that open it up to read
the contents:)
You were recently referred to me as someone who was ready
for a CHANGE, a financial breakthrough, so I'll get right
to the point. (If I believed it I would insist that
you tell me who it was so I could break a brick over their
head)
I am the one that can help you make $125,000 plus this
year from HOME with your computer and phone. This is Not MLM
and it IS very REAL with a 5 year track record of success.
($125,000 from home using a computer and a phone. Not bloody
likely. Only thing I could think of that I could do to bring
in that amt of money using those 2 simple things from home
is to send out spams and set up a 1-800 number requiring idiots
to send in $40 for an information packet on "How to make $125,000
from home". Unfortunately I have a conscience)
Are you Serious about making $2000 plus per week starting
Right Away with a SIMPLE system where customers are contacting
you and you do absolutely ZERO selling? (Please tell
us how YOUR highly efficient automated 'sucker' system works
oh wait...WE can make money too? With zero selling? Companies
that sell extended warranties can't sell them to residents
of Florida because of legislation that exists there to protect
elderly people from getting ripped off. So Martha in Miami
who couldn't get an extended warranty on her computer that
might go on the fritz a year and 2 months after purchase is
probably using the money saved to apply towards an information
packet regarding her "newfangled workin' from home job")
Can you follow simple step-by-step instructions and put
forth the effort to make this a reality for yourself starting
today? If your answer is YES, then we need to talk. (I
guess this is the hook line and sinker for people that eventually
call the number at the bottom. "Goddamn right I can follow
simple step-by-step instructions, I assembled that rotatin'
fan last week and sheeiiiit if I didn't program that there
code for that darn vcr into that universal deelebopping remote
thinger.")
I have few positions available on my team and its in my
best interest to train you for success. In fact, I'm so sure
that I can do so, I'm willing to put my money where my mouth
is! Upon accepting you as a member on my team, I will provide
you with complete Professional Training and Advertising Assistance
to put you immediately on the road to success. (Do
I know you?)
No experience necessary.... However you must have two
qualities: moderate people skills and a serious desire for
a personal and financial change. (moderate people skills
- even the shittiest job in America requests 'excellent people
skills'. From cart retriever at Target to fry cook at Arby's
all the way up to President of Oracle. This job is looking
for borderline personalities and putting down "Fight" under
Reason for Quitting on an application appears to be acceptable.
Oh yeah - they targeting losers).
Take a moment to take the next step by calling me at
my Home Office and I will get you the details. (It's
gotta be a live person on the other line....it's gotta!)
1-800-301-5833 24 Hrs/ 7 Days (Idiocy is timeless
- the truly stupid appear to set their alarm for 2am to get
up and watch acne statin infomercials - these are the people
they're targeting)
Prosperous Regards! Doug "Profits are better than wages.
Wages make you a living; Profits make you a fortune" - Jim
Rohn To remove yourself please click here http://216.49.109.8/newcredit/remove.htm
(I can hear the scam artists here discussing the text body
of their spam. "Let's put a removal link at the bottom - sure
we don't have a website and it'll be a dead link for people
who get pissed but anyone who is interested in calling the
1-800 number isn't gonna click to be removed anyway right?
To those idiots it'll seem like we're more legitimate by having
a web presence." "Shit that's classic Bob - hahaha. Man we're
gonna make bank off these people!")
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