hate mail

I don't get nearly enough hate mail as I'd like to but I finally have enough after a year where I can assemble a small page. Enjoy!

From: "katie andersonsmith" <el_scorrrcho@hotmail.com>
To: Garbage House
Subject: (none)
Date: Mon, 01 Jul 2002 04:23:35 -0500

You people are a shame to the human race, vomiting out your moronic brain
sewage all over the internet. May God have mercy on your fucking souls,
that, or may you roast in hell until the end of eternity!!!! Youre all scum.
SCUM SCUM SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna go take a bath right
now for your soul!!!!!!!!!!!! Your mom should bend you over and show you
whos boss, and im reiht behind her, cuz God's the boss!!!!!May God SMITE you
with hideouse diseases, making you perfect canidates for this sort of
site.........my the holy ONE have mercaaaay.

SIGNED, RUFUS PINKERTON

garbage house responds:

Let me get out my Captain Crunch Decoder Wheel cause that e-mail was so horribly misspelled I'm not even sure it was English. I'm pretty sure this one is a joke but amusing regardless.

From: Dippa4254@aol.com
To: Garbage House
Subject: disgusting
Date: Sun, 5 May 2002 16:14:11 EDT

i am just writing to you to let you know how appaulling i find your web site. i would like to let you know just exactly who and what you are making fun of... do u know what a child with the disease progeria goes though? it is a disease which makes a person age about 10 times faster than normal. u might think these kids look funny, but they wont live to see the age of 14. there are probally smarter than u and have more spirit than anyone you know. when i came across you page i actually was so hurt and discusted i cried. you have no idea how much these children have to deal with, they are all so special and lovable that you should be ashamed of you selves. and you better beleive that i am going to do everything im my power to get your web site off the internet!!

garbage house responds:

You've moved me so deeply that I am speechless. That's why I must call on my brothers in rock, White Lion, to answer this email thru the power of their monster ballad hit When The Children Cry:

Little child dry your crying eyes
How can I explain the fear you feel inside
Cause you were born into this evil world
Where man is killing man and no one knows just why
What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again

CHORUS
When the children cry let them know we tried
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins

p.s. My friend Calvin added this girl to his AIM buddy list and msg'd her regarding this email from work. Click here to read the hilarious transcript.

From: "THOMAS RIDGEWAY" ***@hecnet.net
To: Garbage house
Subject: idiots

is there a reason that you are such an idiot? please take my web link off of your discusting site. i believe this is libelous. don't you?

garbage house responds:

There is no particular reason why I'm an idiot although I can find at least a few indicators confirming that in reverse. There are many people out there that don't have the mental capacity for spelling. That is why spell checks were implemented into word processors, email programs and html authoring software. Yet nine times out of ten, when people type out an email to make a cerebral point (say hmmmm.... attacking the idiocy of others) they fail to correctly spell common words or use proper capitalization.

As far as libel, I can link whatever word I feel like to your site. That's the beauty of the internet eh? As in this site blows huge balls. Or what inept retard slapped together this visual vomit?

From: Daniboo33@aol.com
Date: Thu, 7 Feb 2002 18:25:56 EST
Subject: Why?
To: Garbage house

Why do you call these people freaks? They have birth defects or genetic disorders, but aside from that, how much different are they from us? I am doing a report on progeria and your pictures really helped me out. But the thought of someone referring to them as "funny freaks" is just heart-breaking. Have a heart, change the name of your site.

Danielle Richmond

garbage house responds:

"They have birth defects or genetic disorders, but aside from that, how much different are they from us?"

You just answered your own question. If you're still confused you might want to consult a dictionary within reach where you'll find a definition close to this for freak:

one that is markedly unusual or abnormal: as a : a person or animal with a physical oddity who appears in a circus sideshow

As to the last part of your letter. I'm currently debating whether to buy www.funnyfreaks.com. Thanks for the suggestion.

From: JDM7373@aol.com
Date: Fri, 8 Mar 2002 21:36:34 EST
Subject: (no subject)
To: Garbage House

you're fucking sick my friend.you need help.

garbage house responds:

If you're offering your services for scouring the web for images of dilapidated corpses, elephantiasis of the balls or 800lb women - any help is appreciated!

From: wrlii@attbi.com W.R. Livingston II
Date: Sat, 30 Mar 2002 23:05:27 -0500
Subject: Just Guessing
To: Garbage House

Just a guess mind you, but are you a bleeding heart liberal??

garbage house responds:

W.R. Livingston the SECOND? Excuse me while I laugh in your fucking face.

From : "Hayley Oatney"
To: garbage house
Subject: pissed off teenager
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 15:46:03 -0700

You are disgusting!!! I was researching for pictures for my civics class and I came to this web site. Why the hell would you put dead people on the internet? Did you have their permission? Do you actually think that if people were hanging themselves or they got murdered that they would want their pictures posted on the internet? I highly doubt it. If there is not a law against this, then there should be!!! My name is Hayley Oatney and I live in Loveland, CO. I am fifteen years old and my email is hayley_oatney@hotmail.com. If you have any respect whatsoever, you will email me at once with an explanation. I do not appreciate this at all!!! You're all animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!

garbage house responds with email:

From: <Garbage House>
To: "Pissed off Teenager" <hayley_oatney@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re:
Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 18:58:23 -0600

are you hot?

hayley responds:

From: "Hayley Oatney" <hayley_oatney@hotmail.com>
To: Garbage house
Subject: Re:Teenager calmed down
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 15:46:03 -0700

I apologize for the hideous email that I sent to you the other day. I was having a rather bad day and those pictures disgusted me completely but now that I think about it, you're just posting what is reality. I was wrong and I know it. And to answer your question. I am a 5'6" blonde with green eyes. I am kind of chubby but people tell me that I am pretty. Why do you want to know? Did I tell you how old I am? Well once again I apologize and I hope to hear from you soon. Thank you for putting up with my attitude.

Hayley Oatney

garbage house responds:

Truly fucking sad. Sweep your politics aside for the obviously joking come-ons of your arch-nemesis. You're already chubby but you still have a lot of growing up to do!

From: "01ninja blue" <ninja01girl@hotmail.com>
To: Garbage House
Subject: read me
Date: Mon, 06 May 2002 02:43:24 +0000

"SO THEN EVERY ONE OF US SHALL GIVE ACCOUNT OF HIMSELF TO GOD." Rom 14:12

garbage house responds with email:

From: Garbage House
To: ninja01girl@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: read me
Date: Mon, 06 May 2002 07:49:42 -0500

funny cause I don't believe in god.

ninja girl responds via email:

From: "01ninja blue" <ninja01girl@hotmail.com>
To: Garbage House
Subject: Re: read me
Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 05:14:14 +0000

Dear, Ried

not funny= God created and Loves you, yet you refuse to acknowledge him.
I once too did not care to acknowledge him, I never knew he was real...til recently.
I wonder how you would feel if you were one of the people you have placed pictures of on your website?

Would you agree....."for it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgement" Heb 9:27

What do you believe? (If you want to share that with me?)

I would like to share with you;
"Whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away." James 4:14

p.s I am not religious.......... I am a believer!

garbage house responds with email:

From: Garbage House
To: ninja01girl@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: read me
Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 12:02:53 -0500

I Kings 3:24,25 "And the king said, Bring me a sword. And they brought a sword before the king. And the king said, Divide the living child in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other."

II Kings 6:28,29 "And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son."