| |
|
american
movie
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
one of the funniest documentaries ever depicting
the struggle of a certain Mark Borchardt. He wants to make
a feature film but runs into financial difficulties. To fulfill
his dream he needs to finish a previous film so that he can
sell it to bring in revenue for the production costs of his
feature. Unbelievably funny.
|
| |
|
...and
god spoke
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
the funniest movie that most people haven't seen. a fake
documentary about filmmakers who are trying to make a bible
film. with andy dick and lou ferrigno as cain and abel!
|
| |
|
bloodsucking
freaks
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
this movie will easily offend those with delicate sensibilities.
for the rest of us who enjoy watching midgets throw darts
at a girls ass and realize that "it's a movie" it's pure exploitation
fun.
|
| |
|
cannibal
ferox
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
infamous violent italian cannibal flick. many scenes of cruelty
including when a guy gets his penis chopped off and then eaten
by a cannibal.
|
| |
|
chinese
torture chamber story
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
 
hk category III films are usually an odd mixture of hard-core
violence and light hearted humor. This follows the genre to
a T with torture, wire fu sex scenes and exploding penises.
Fantastic! Plot revolves around the story of a falsely accused
man and woman who are tortured before the court into spilling
a "confession". Although the whole film is good - it will
probably most be remembered for the only film that has a flying
kung fu sex scene.
|
| |
|
chopper
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
Based on the true life adventures of Australian criminal
Chopper Read, Eric Bana (who is set to play Bruce Banner in
the upcoming Hulk movie) gives a phenomenal performance in
this wickedly funny and brutal black comedy. Chopper is one
guy you don't want to fuck with!
|
| |
|
city
of lost souls
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
A film by japanese filmaker, Takashi Miike, who is the premier
crazy fuck filmmaker in Japan. if you're looking for hyperkenetic
action this is your ticket.
|
| |
|
|
|
combat
shock
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
this movie is so bleak it's funny. a vietnam vet finds that
his life doesn't get any better after the war and in fact
is even worse. he lives in the slums with his bitchy wife
and this animatronic agent orange baby that he ends up throwing
in the oven at the end. beautiful!
|
| |
|
der
todesking
|
review
|
n/a
|
|
by german director Jorg Buttergeit comes a series of short
films that compromise the days of a week. Intertwined by time-lapse
of a corpse rotting.
|
| |
|
desolation
angels
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
an interesting film that explores the motive behind a man
who's girlfriend was raped. He seems more bent on tetosterone-fueled
revenge than caring about his girlfriend's feelings.
|
| |
|
ebola
syndrome
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
category III star Anthony Wong goes to South Africa and gets
infected with the Ebola virus. He is the one of out 100,000
people whom the virus doesn't kill. He goes about spreading
it in interesting ways in a movie that's somewhat similar
to his classic film The Untold Story.
|
| |
|
forgotten
silver
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
for those of you who only know Peter Jackson for Lord of
the Rings - get your head out of your ass! This man has quite
a diverse filmography under his belt and this mockumentary
is quite amusing for those people who know or have studied
film history.
|
| |
|
frat
house
|
review
|
n/a
|
|
we all know frat boys are the ultimate losers on the face
of the planet but do we know to what extent? this documentary
clues us in on frat life to an almost obscene level. what
levels men will go to in order to fit into a society that
has to throw budweiser and ruffies down a girls throat to
get pussy. this movie was originally made for hbo but got
yoinked amidst criticism that it was faked. Read this article
and judge for yourself - fictional or not, watch this one
with friends to get the most out of it. This
|
| |
|
freeway
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
easily reese witherspoon's best role. a rock solid film that
updates little red riding hood into a modern day tale of white
trash riding hood, her crackwhore mother, a serial killer
'wolf', and a granny who lives in a trailor home.
|
| |
|
|
|
funny
games
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
 
this movie is virtually without gore but is disturbing nevertheless.
all the violence is off screen which is mainly the point of
the film, to challenge our thirst for violence and revenge
and then strip away the ability to strike back. this movie
is basically the polar opposite of Death Wish. if it was released
here it probably made $25 cause it's NOT a feel good movie
by any means. but great it is.
|
| |
|
happiness
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
from director Todd Solondz comes his sophomore effort after
welcome
to the dollhouse. if you liked the dark humor in the aforementioned
film it gets ever darker with this one which follows three
sisters in the unattainable quest for 'happiness'. funniest
line is delivered father-to-son regarding the father's accused
standing as a rapist pedophile: the son - "Would you fuck
me?" the dad - pause "...no I'd probably just jerk off."
|
| |
|
leolo
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
Young Leo Lauzon is torn between two worlds - the squalid
Montreal tenement that he inhabits with his severely dysfunctional
(and largely insane) family, and the imaginative world that
he constructs for himself through his writings, where he's
Leolo Lozone, son of a Sicilian peasant (conceived in a bizarre
act involving a tomato). And his experiences of growing up
(especially his sexual development) affect his response to
both these worlds...
|
| |
|
karoake
fever
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
this is a documentary on the karoake scene and the fight
to get to the "prestigious" finals. we meet an assortment
of psychotic losers whose all obviously need paxil as part
of their daily diet. from the director of and god spoke
which is listed above. don't believe this puppy is for sale
in any format but hopefully some day.
|
| |
|
kingdom,
the
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
a supernatural comedy, mystery, hospital drama. Originally
a mini-series on Danish television. 4 hours long. One of the
best things ever in my opinion. Set to be remade and ruined
by Stephen King for American TV in fall 2002.
|
| |
|
man
behind the sun
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
one of the most brutal films ever and yet a well made film
also. based on true life events of Japanese experiment camp
Unit 731, the film follows the experiments that were performed
on chinese and russian peasants during Japanese occupation
of Manchuria in WW2. Many human experiment scenes that are
difficult to watch for even the most jaded.
|
| |
|
man
bites dog
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
a great film. a mockumentary following the exploits of a
camera crew covering a moment in the life of a serial killer.
very black humor. movie is well shot, has a great script and
all the acting is top notch, especially that of Benoît Poelvoorde
who plays the killer. ONLY see the NC-17 version.
the Unrated version has scenes cut from it that severely impact
the experience.
|
| |
|
paradise
lost
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
an engrossing documentary following the trial of 3 youths
in the psychotically religious town of West Memphis, Arkansas.
Considering there is virtualy NO evidence other than the confession
of a certain Jesse Misskelly (tested IQ of 72) who was grilled
endlessly by the pigs. People in america can't understand
the concept of false confessions. Take the Black Dahlia case
where at last count there were over 200 people that confessed
to the crime. a truly great documentary that will piss you
off. check out the web
site devoted to trying to free the west memphis 3.
|
| |
|
project
grizzly
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
 
a very amusing documentary on the exploits of Troy Hurtubise,
a scrap-metal dealer who is obsessed with building a bear-proof
suit after having an altercation with a grizzly years in the
past. one part in the film shows footage of past prototypes
of the armor culminating into his latest version which can
withstand a 300lb log swung from a rope, end first, into his
body. goddamn impressive! all around insane entertainment.
|
| |
|
schramm
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
this fun little serial killer movie from german director
Jorg Buttgereit (Nekromantik, Der Todesking) is one of perhaps
only a handful of GOOD serial killer movies out there. the
troubled man, Schramm, nails his foreskin to the table in
one scene, fucks a rubber torso and snuffs out some religious
door-to-door visitors amongst other perhaps socially unacceptable
deeds. If you like Man Bites Dog, Henry: Portait of Serial
Killer, or Confessions of a Serial Killer, chances are you'll
like this one.
|
| |
|
untold
story, the
|
review
|
purchase
|
|
one of my favorite HK actors, Anthony Wong (who for some
reason reminds me of Booger from Revenge of the Nerds), is
under "possession" of the Eight Immortals Restaurant and makes
amazing Pork Buns. Why are they so great? Cause one of the
ingredients is chopped up people! This is a great category
III film (brutal black comedy) that is one half serial killer
movie and one half police/prison drama. recommended.
|
| |
| |
| |
