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I need PADdy Wagon!!!
Other great ideasPADDY WAGON - Imagine this. You're a woman and you're having a heavy day on your period. The last thing you want is to trudge
outside and wait in line at one of life's most excrutiating irritants, the grocery store. On top of that, your insecure husband/boyfriend would rather die than go to the
store to purchase a package of Kotex Ultra Thins for you. Here's where my tampon/maxi-pad delivery service comes in.
With 24/7 support and with delivery in small brown boxes and a uniform that looks like a delivery man - we will deliver your sanitary needs quickly
and discreetly. With deliveries to the workplace and home customers, it is guaranteed that any emergency will be short lived.
My Pet Cock Rock(er)
Everyone loves owning a pet rock but it's time for a new face-lift. With pet rocks shaped like such rockers as Ronnie Dio and Klaus Meine
you'll want to have a complete collection. Also available in classic penis form as simply My Pet Cock Rock.
Porn Xchange
So you got like 30 pornos that you've had for like 4 years and want a fresh batch because you're sick of spanking it to Butt Banged Cycle Sluts for the 234th time?
My Porn Xchange Super Outlet offers a warehouse sized selection for a low monthly membership fee. Once you pay your said fee you will have access to exchange all or
any of your videos for different titles in stock. Of course, a strict policy governing clean tapes and proper care shall and will be followed by any members.
Tennis Ball Drinker
For anyone who has played tennis more than just a couple times comes a moment where, like a dumbass, you forgot to bring a can of pop or drink of any kind. So
what you have to do is take the empty can of balls and find some septic tank squirting unit of a water fountain and risk impending death by drinking from it.
On top of that the metal edge at the rim of the ball container is unfortable at best and a possible accident at worst. With my Tennis Ball Drinker the inner lining (where
the tennis balls will come from) will pull out revealing a comfortable drinking tumbler with an optional water purifier tablet at the bottom.
Towel Wagon
I'm not a fan of Japanese food. That said, I must say the best part of the last Japanese meal I had to choke down was the hot towel they present to you at
the end of the meal to put on your face. What a good feeling. And wouldn't the rest of America love to have hot or cold towel service at their beck and call? With our
Towel Wagon service we will pull up to corporation parking lots during lunch hour and present either a piping hot (but not too hot) towel or a refreshingly
cool towel to relieve stress for the second part of the day. When it takes off beyond that we will offer 6am to 8pm Towel Wagon service at either designated
business locations or via our mobile Towel Wagon (modeled after the A-Team Van).
Bum Wipes
The novelty windshield wiper market is exploding (?) and Bum Wipes will lead the way! The wipers will be shaped like a bum's arm and hand
much like you'd expect to have happen to you (at least in a movie) while waiting at a stoplight in NYC. The Bum Wipe hands will clean your windshield
with far more efficiency and no tip is required.
Party CarFor the swingers out on the road, the Party Car will enable you to connect to other Party Cars on any side of your vehicle with
5 being the maximum. When the cars dock, the sides fold up and disappear maximizing space needed for snorting coke off a strangers ass.
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