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Bookjackers destroy a car while steal-
ing Universe in a Nutshell by Stephen
Hawking

Jacking for Books

Philadelphia, PA - With the wide-spread proliferation of car CD stereo players it seemed inevitable that one day the once lucrative career of stereo theft would become meaningless. CD players are standard options in newer cars and opting for cassette vs CD can, in fact, cost you more. The idea of getting a nice deal on a stolen stereo, while exciting in perhaps 1991, is now a yawner for most Americans.

Furthermore, the burned cd market has skyrocketed leaving potential thieves with no incentive to smash open a window to take someones CD carrying case. Many people copy albums onto CDR's and write the album name on magic marker on the top of the cd. The record store will only pay them for original compact discs with cover art.

But the deviant ones always stay one step ahead. Such is the nature of crime - historically antes are always upped but the truly creative and ingenious prevail by creating new illicit revenues. The top percentile of these black market entrepeneurs can create a trend that can sweep coast to coast. One such trend that started in the community around Harvard University has spread to neighboring states and appears on the threshhold of expanding to all corners of the U.S.

"I had parked 2 blocks down from my friend's house 'cause parking is a bitch where he lives. My car was demolished when I went to go drive home. I freaked - thought for sure my stereo was gone also." Harvard freshman Timothy Hillerman recalls. "I don't get it. I had my Sony ES CDX-C90 CD stereo plugged into my Rockford Fosgate multi-channel amp. Those two components in themselves are more than $2000. We're not even talking about the speakers. That shit was all untouched though. The ONLY things they took were two books on the passenger side floor; Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and Camus's The Stranger. I had Kurupt's latest and C-Murder's C-P-3.Com CD still in the shrink wrap on my front seat and they appeared to not even have been touched."

Indeed, more then 300 separate police reports have been filed in Massacheusetts, Pennsylvania, Maine, New york and Washingington DC involving brutal book thefts. Smashed in windows are commonplace as they allow easy access to the literary treasures that are most often carelessly left sitting on the passenger side seat. Local law officials in Pennsylvania are encouraging citizens to hide novels under their seat or to take them with them much like the detachable faceplate of some car stereos.





Popular amongst bookjackers

The thieves appear to place a much greater weight on well-respected literary works in determining which car they strike. NYC police set up a book sting last month in which they planted six cars in separate trouble spots with targeted books. Works by Derrida, Kafka, Nietzche, and Robert Pirsig; the author of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance were seized in the most violent of ways including an almost feeding frenzy-like destruction of the vechicle that housed the volumes. A car in which copies of Jemima J by Jane Green and Gap Creek by Robert Morgan (an Oprah book club selection) were stashed in were passed on by quickly and without disturbance after the thieves briefly shone a flashlight thru the window onto the seat.

Recently, in what is hoped to be an isolated incident as opposed to an escalation in the trend, a man in Augusta, Maine was pulled from his car by two men, beaten with a tire iron and kicked in the head until presumed dead. When the thugs were apprehended 30 minutes later the only thing they had in their possession was the victim's copy of Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum. The Augusta Chronicle carried the headline: Throwing the Book at BookJacking the following day while describing the atrocity.

Booksafety.com, a site started by recent victim Jeff Hanoi, is dedicated to promoting safe literary transportation and awareness tips. The site is due to launch in February.


- thanks to my sister Megan for her literary suggestions for this article!


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