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Explaining The World Trade Center To Your Children

In the events of the September 11th tragedy, many adults were left with the arduous task of explaining the events to their children. Experts suggest calmly reassuring the youngsters. They tell us to explain that these were targeted attacks and to install confidence in our children by turning off the repeated images of the towers crumbling. In reality quite different approaches are being taken.





Timmy's new look.





God punishes sinners.





Keep balanced viewpoints.

"Timmy? That no-good bastard? I kicked his disrespectin' ass out of MY home when he was 12. Had some smart mouth on him that boy. Always sassin' my chick. Just cause he was studyin' geometry or sumthin' he was thinking he's better than his old man. I told him that if he thinks he's so smart he can pay his own damn bills. Sent him packin I did and haven't seen him since." muses Gary Tompkins from the Tippah County Mobile Home Estates in Mississippi.

"It was a strain for sure," says Ruth Harlinson from Arkansas. "My child Angel is only 9 years old and quite a small frail girl. I told her God has passed judgment and they were all sinners. I told her that those towers resided in a city of sin and that God punishes evil. Angel asked if there were any sinners in our small town and I told her she better hope not else God will pass judgement on us also. She started crying but it eventually subsided. I sent her to bed at 5pm to pray for non-Christians".

"My kid Jack is gonna follow in his dad's footsteps. Although he's only seven years old I feel he has quite a grasp on the world. He can throw a football 20 yards. He's gonna make me proud," proud Colonel Brett Smith beams. "I might have let my boy become a football star or something like that before this tragedy. Now I tell him his only option is to join the military. The day after the attack we watched Top Gun and Red Dawn back to back. He loves that shit - he wants to join the army now but I told that they unfortunately don't let people enlist at his age. I rubbed his crew cut with my hand. He doesn't give me any backtalk anymore. He's a good son."





Show your children you love them.


"I know I shouldn't talk about this but since you said this conversation is 100 percent confidential. My girl Nell has been handcuffed in the closet for some time now. She has what me and my hubby call a severe behavioral problem. She doesn't seem to have much interest in those there current affairs. I can't say I much care for most of those projections that come out of that tv there either. 'Cept maybe that Will & Grace show - I kinda like but I gotta be careful cause if Hank comes home and that's on - I'm liable to get a solid whoopin'. He don't like those queers at all i tell you. Anyways what was the question (pause) oh yeah. Nell don't much care bout politics - only thing she much care bout is feedin's these days - keep telling her she's gonna get fat if she eats that plain popcorn so fast." says Jane Boward.


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