Garbage House

Abduction is a lamp for Sci-Fi fans of all ages.

A light bulb inside the metal UFO lights up the beam and the windows. The glass of the beam is frosted to distribute light in all directions.

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So this guy noticed that Garfield comics make just as much sense if you throw random panels together, and sometimes are actually pretty funny. He got a cease and desist letter. So he made the code available for people who wanted to try it for themselves. Here we go!

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Our little bed project has been delighting people literally around the world since 2006 and we are very grateful that you keep reading the site. We firmly believe that your photographs are the most hilarious, interesting, and good-natured images anywhere.

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So this ended up taking quite a bit longer than the last 2 even though I had expected a pretty easy time with it. I was able to complete the face relatively quickly but the real challenge was everything from her neck down. Trying to piece together parts of a body from multiple photos on top of a highly disproportionate body was pretty difficult. I considered only doing the face but I predicted pitchforks and torches if I chose that route. Creating the sequins took a bit of time too. I recently saw some camera effects in a music video I tried to duplicate too with the streaked brightness which I gave a shot here to add to the whole realism.

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About as good a job as one could do with making a fake trailer for a Minesweeper movie.

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What was intended as a car stunt for the YouTube video-sharing Web site horribly backfired for two Peoria teens, police said Wednesday.

A 16-year-old boy, the driver of a 2002 Mitsubishi Eclipse, wanted to get a video shot with all four wheels of the vehicle off the roadway, Tellef said.

However, people in a following car, who were supposed to capture the stunt on a cellphone camera, got so scared by the speed, estimated at 70 to 85 mph, that they failed to shoot the video, Tellef said.

He said the boy lost control of the Eclipse as it roared north on 91st Avenue through the intersection.

The teen was ejected when the Eclipse went off the road, struck several trees and rolled.

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Overdubbed Eddie Van Halen. Classic.

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Supremely funny.

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A paralyzed Lexington man was rushed to the hospital Tuesday after he woke to find his dog had chewed off parts of his toes, police said.

The man woke about 9 a.m. at his home on the 1400 block of Bryan Avenue to find that his pit bull pup had “chewed off four tips of his toes,” Lexington police Lt. Mario Russo said.

During an interview Tuesday, Cantrell sat on Smith’s medical bed with blood-stained blankets.

Cantrell said he’d picked up several pieces of Smith’s toes that day, but no full digits were recovered. He said China ate Smith’s toes down to the joint.

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Microsoft Office…
What the fuck does this program do that it didn’t do 10-15 fucking years ago? Do you really give a shit about 95% of the new features it adds? Why do they “still” bury shit and move it around so you have to “re-learn” shit? In fact, that side panel help file thing is almost as fucking annoying as “Paperclip Man”. Why does MS have to fuck with the basic help function? Why can’t they use the standard “help” like every other program? Why does this bloatware cost $500 fucking dollars a license? Why does MS change the .doc” file format so older versions can’t read it? We all know the answer to that. Why does this program chew up so much ram, and why is it 500 fucking gigabites when back in the DOS days the programs that did essentially the same thing fit on a couple floppies?

Why do people still buy this shit bloatware when Open Office is just about as good, and totally fucking free? Why does MS need ridiculous sums of dough when some programmers can make a product that’s just as good in their spare time for shits and giggles and to fuck Gates?

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Absolute genious. Compiled from the phishook forums. Let’s see how many you can figure out.

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